Jacob was playing hide & seek with his cousins recently and it was his turn to count. He closed his eyes and very quickly counted to 10. His poor cousins hadn't even had a real chance to hide yet! I said to Jacob, "Jacob, you counted too fast, they're still trying to hide!" Without missing a beat he yells, "It is what it is Mom!" and took off after his cousins!!
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Jacob came up to me and gave me a big hug. He told me, "The problem is I love you so much." Aw.
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One of the struggles I have with Jacob is getting him to sleep in his own bed. Aunt Megan recently asked how it was going and Jacob (proudly) said he had been sleeping in my bed. So I decided it was time to work on getting Jacob back to his own bed. The first night in his bed Jacob said to me, "This is all Megan's fault. She ruined everything." HAHA
When we were talking about it again another morning, I told Jacob "Kindergartners sleep in their own bed!" And Jacob immediately replied, "Not this Kindergartner!" Oh boy...
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Jacob: I can't wait to get married.
Me: Why's that?
Jacob: Because then I can change my name!
Me: What are you going to change your name to?
Jacob: Jake!
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Scene: Aunt Megan walking to the farm with Jacob
J: points to the rumble strips. When I went biking with Papa he always drove so I went on those things.
M: oh, really? Did you bounce around a lot and go "aahh!"?
J: no, I was embarrassed of him.
M: really?
J: yeah. What does embarrassed mean?
M: it means you didn't want to be with him because you thought what he was doing was silly or weird.
J: oh, okay. I was embarrassed of him.
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"Mommy, I'm sorry to tell you this but the vegetable singing about cheeseburgers sings better than you" The kid knows how to cut you deep.
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